A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that
the VERY handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks
him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you
but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot
offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long
as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could Say or ask that I would find
offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,
you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver
is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the
nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy,
with a kiss to knock his socks off. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun,
"why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm not Catholic." The nun says, "That's OK, my
name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." Happy
Halloween !